Biggest Whore — Greeting Card

Description: Birthday greeting card features a freckle-faced redhead girl dreamily thinking about her future.
Text On Product: Some day, when I'm older, I'll smoke and I'll drink and I'll be the biggest whore this little town has ever seen! See, dreams do come true! Happy Birthday.
Copyright: NobleWorks, 2006
Greeting Card Card notecard birthday Christmas

Size: 4.5x6.75 inches

Product ID: gc0908

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