Blizzard Lighting / Dempsey Alarms

One strategy for fooling burglars while you’re away from home is using timers on the lights to give your house that “currently-being-lived-in” feeling. This post is not about that strategy. Rather, it’s a cruel fantasia, where your house is lit exclusively with high-tech spots, PAR cans and moving-head lights from Blizzard Lighting, like the hottest, crunkest club this side of the ATL, and the poor burglars can’t help but try to sneak in, bless their hearts, because it’s obviously so bangin’ at your crib. It would help if you have “Southernplayalisticadillacmusic” blasting away somewhere inside. Anyway, they try to break in, not so much to steal all of your worldly possessions and those efficient, durable, high-tech Blizzard Lighting fixtures, but just to be down with your whole, y’know, scene.

And what happens to them? They’re stopped cold by your new Dempsey Alarms system!  You went for the Fort Knox package, with a digital alarm keypad, 15 protected doors/windows, 1 motion detector or monitored smoke detector and 2 remote controls, all for a $199 install fee and $34.99 monthly monitoring. Suddenly the gangsta-whine synthesizers are replaced by howling sirens as the po-po comes to cart your would-be thieves away. I almost feel sorry for them now. Almost. Dempsey Alarms are available in the San Diego area.