IOActive

When you sleep at night, do you dream of monsters who are out to get you? Or do you lie awake in bed fretting about hackers and their ilk who are coming to eat you, steal your data, and generally ruin your day? Of course you can’t sleep: that stuff is terrifying! IOActive to the rescue!

Established in 1998, IOActive is an industry leader that offers comprehensive computer security services with specializations in smart grid technologies, software assurance, and compliance. Boasting a well-rounded and diverse clientele, IOActive works with a majority of Global 500 companies including power and utility, game, hardware, retail, financial, media, travel, aerospace, healthcare, high-tech, social networking, and software development organizations….We are firmly committed to staying on the competitive edge and offering unrelenting value; it’s something our customers have come to rely on over the years and can depend on in the future. In fact, IOActive is the only firm in our industry that offers a 100% service satisfaction guarantee.

Satisfaction guaranteed? Now that’s a company after our own hearts!

You know, maybe the hackers really are monsters—specifically, zombies. They sure make a mess of things. It could happen and there could be real zombies among us. Because Patton Oswalt isn’t wrong about much. It’s probably going to happen. OMG, what will you do if there really is a zombie apocalypse? Run for your life or stay and fight?  Luckily, your government is ready to help you prepare for the worst.