Lets get this straight. We didn’t drive our landlord John up a tree.
He’s up there clearing branches away from the Comcast lines.
John’s more than just an awesome landlord and designated tree surgeon. He’s helped to plan and manage all of our big infrastructure improvements. While John’s culinary skills primarily entail pouring a bowl of cereal, he’s a wiz with high-tech materials and used to make hard drive prototypes from scratch. (Betty Crocker does not sell hard drive components in a box.)