Still going strong thirty-five years after its 1975 rebirth, Skateboarder Magazine is full of pictures of stuff I don’t understand, interviews with people I don’t know, language that baffles me, and plenty of other stuff. I’m told it’s like the bible of skating, meaning the bible of a religion I will never comprehend. That’s good though. Trust me, skateboarders, keeping me away from your sport is a good way to keep it cool.