Whether you’re hauling endless bags of garbage because you thought hosting a Woodstock-style event at your parents’ cabin would be a good idea or you’re just bouncing around the sand dunes in an effort to make the kids giggle, the side by side or UTV (utility task vehicle) really gets the job done.
But there is a bit of a downside to driving these scrappy little haulers: they’re kinda dangerous. Hence the ROPS. (Lookit up, kids!) Which is why the world needs UTV Tech, which ”specializes in protection and performance products for UTV’s and Side X Sides.”
Yeah, yeah. Surely you’re thinking: “Well if it’s so dangerous, why do you do it?” (sounds best if you read that part in the Jim Gaffigan “mom” voice). Truth is, danger is fun! So is going really fast, flying through the air, epic bumps, and n0t knowing how things will turn out. See? Danger is exciting! It’s just like marriage! Or everything ever done in one of the Jackass movies. Parallels, people. We see ‘em.