Kissing Santa — Greeting Card

Biggest Whore
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0908    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Biggest Whore Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features a freckle-faced redhead girl dreamily thinking about her future.

Man With Stamp
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc4728    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Man With Stamp Greeting Card Birthday greeting card has a guy sitting at a desk with stamping all his papers with the words Fuck It.

Old Long Time
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0632    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Old Long Time Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features two women dressed in pretty dresses discussing the pros and cons of fucking an old man!

Barbie
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0659    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Barbie Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features a woman with black, pink and white dress with pink flamingo print standing with her gloved hands on her hips.

Sorry Girls
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0663    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Sorry Girls Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features a man and two smiling women with their arms around each other.

Roy's Roach
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0819    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Roy's Roach Greeting Card Birthday greeting card with shirtless man digging through hay with a pitchfork.

Blow Out
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0927    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Blow Out Greeting Card Birthday greeting card with mom standing over three children is in a hurry to get the happy celebration over with!

Fuck Love 2
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0929    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Fuck Love 2 Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features the feet of women wearing retro-style shoes.

50's Housewife
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0931    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
50's Housewife Greeting Card Birthday greeting card with 1950's housewife wearing white glove while grocery shopping.

Bitchy Bowl
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0932    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Bitchy Bowl Greeting Card Birthday greeting card with blonde woman holding a bowl of bitch flakes.

I Wear Brown
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc0963    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
I Wear Brown Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features fashionable, smiling women boasting about their clothing color and matching personalities.

Lost Gerbil
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc4713    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Lost Gerbil Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features a tough-looking dude in buttless leather chaps with a gerbil sticking out of his ass, stapling a lost Gerbil sign to a pole.

National Porno
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc5225    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
National Porno Greeting Card Birthday greeting card of parody magazine cover features a seated naked blonde woman.

Dick Tongue
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc7803    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Dick Tongue Greeting Card Birthday greeting card has a woman sticking out her tongue (which looks like a dick) to be examined by the Doctor.

Alzheimer's
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc7830    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Alzheimer's Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features and old man caught in bed with a big-busted blonde. His angry wife stands by the bed and listens to the lame excuse he's come up with.

Are You a Slut?
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc8162    Size: 6.75x4.5 inches  
Are You a Slut? Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features heavily made-up redhead with red fingernails smoking a cigarette.

Fuckers
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc8245    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Fuckers Greeting Card Birthday greeting card features a fuckin' guy sitting in a fuckin' diner ordering some fuckin' food from a fuckin' waiter.

Not a Unicorn
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc8387    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Not a Unicorn Greeting Card Birthday greeting card has a naked guy with a horn strapped to his head confessing that he's not what he said he was, while a naked woman with a fish sticking out her ass also makes a confession.

Happy Anniversary
Type: Greeting Card    Code: gc3765    Size: 4.5x6.75 inches  
Happy Anniversary Greeting Card Anniversary greeting card has two cars, one with newlyweds and a couple who have been married for 30 years with wife driving and dragging the husband behind the car.