Not a Unicorn — Greeting Card

Description: Birthday greeting card has a naked guy with a horn strapped to his head confessing that he's not what he said he was, while a naked woman with a fish sticking out her ass also makes a confession.
Text On Product: I have a confession, Karen. I'm not really a unicorn! It's okay, Ted. The fact is, I'm … I'm not exactly a mermaid. Happy Birthday … really.
Copyright: NobleWorks, 2006
Greeting Card Card notecard birthday Christmas

Size: 4.5x6.75 inches

Product ID: gc8387

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