Drunken Clown Clothing Company

Is there anything sadder than an inebriated clown? Well, okay, maybe a lost puppy. Fortunately, the folks at Drunken Clown Clothing Company are punch-drunk on silliness alone. Really, they’re just having a laugh. Right, guys??

Our mission is simple: to provide the best products and service to our customers at the lowest prices possible. High quality T-shirts and apparel products for high quality people! The concept of the ‘Drunken Clown’ was born out of a desire to laugh at our pasts as drunken clowns and to make products that make light of the subject. We take great pride in our company, our commitment to customer service and in the products we sell. Our online store is designed to provide you with a safe and secure environment to browse our product catalog.

Love their logo! For our money, we’ve always had a love-hate with the clowns. They terrified us as children, even on TV. But we would have traded our bike to get on Bozo’s Circus. After childhood, a hilarious look at the seamy underbelly of the funny lifestyle delighted us at the movies. Once we overheard a man at the zoo say “boss clown” and “clown college” in the same sentence and could not contain our fascination. Turns out those are both real things and he really had gone to an institution of higher learning for clowning!

And then there was that extracurricular group at school. The ones who’d put on makeup and frolic about campus, accosting people to force them to smile in the name of their diety. They even do it to senior citizens! We’ve never been so frightened and simultaneously angry in our lives.